i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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