You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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