If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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