Yo dont text me then not text me
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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