My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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