No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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