She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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