32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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