yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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