so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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