On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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