All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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