Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
