Don't you send me to vm
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
