I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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