Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
