I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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