She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
The power of my boobs compel you
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
