and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
