what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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