if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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