so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
