Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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