He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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