idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
