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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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