Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Pappa wants mamma naked
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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