i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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