That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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