There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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