They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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