maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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