$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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