I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
