Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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