HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We are two peas in an std pod
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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