is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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