I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
never play flip cup with pint glasses
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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