If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's blow job season.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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