There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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