is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
one might say we're banned from that church
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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