started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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