but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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