Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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