me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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