He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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