in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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