The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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