Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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