Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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