Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dignity is for republicans.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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