how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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