: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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